Are we in a gay sports bar?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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