She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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