how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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