I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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