woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize
