I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Panties = found
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