he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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