He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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