at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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