But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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