Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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