At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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