i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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