i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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