They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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