She said her name was "party"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
