Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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