I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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