ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I can't turn off my feet"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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