But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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