i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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