Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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