Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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