He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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