why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
one two three fourrrrnication!
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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