That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Randomize
