omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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