..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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