I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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