Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Dear god my vagina.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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