I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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