dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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