I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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