i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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