I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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