Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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