I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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