Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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