yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
