Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
