4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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