She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
