So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you never un-have a 4some
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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