i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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