the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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