Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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