We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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