I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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