why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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