I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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