Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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